I've just done my cyber duty and informed Things that don't exist to remove chocolate flavoured cheese from their listings.

The folk at dairy conglomerate Fonterra have launched just that into the Taiwanese market and it's doing very well, thank you.

However, the product is not available anywhere else, for now, so if you are looking to share a bit with someone special over a fruity Sauvignon Blanc, you're out of luck.

Apparently the Taiwanese don't go for cheese in a big way, so Fonterra decided to just add chocolate flavour. It's been so successful, they are now working on other varieties.

Yum.