There is an election looming and it is time we remind ourselves why it is our solemn duty to get out there and vote. A certain Mr Dagg, Fred Dagg, who used to hang around here, made a recording of our Parliament in action that will serve to give us all a renewed faith in our democratic processes.

Mr Dagg, incidentally, got the pip with the NZBC many moons ago and upped sticks to the West Island, where he now lives in relative obscurity under a bland pseudonym, John Smith or Jones or something. As Director-General I would like to say, here and now, that if he should ever wish to return my door is always open - provided he makes the right series of obsequious gestures ...