Well, that took a while, didn't it, and don't the Aussies hate it?

Will the All Blacks really fall apart if Tana spends more time with his family?

Worried a few of our grand slam tries were the result of forward passes?

Don't you wish that you could tell the Herald to report that "it happened at the cheap end of the street"?

Do you worry that TVNZ's programmers don't know anything about what people want to watch?

Or that 300-odd, or 300 odd, peoplemeter homes decide just that?

That The Alice was a piece of glossy shite even before it hit the screen?

Did you really think summer was here? You fool

Why are NZ drivers so inconsiderate and incompetent? Yes, that includes you

Did you already know that you paid too much to Telecom and Vodafone and your power company?