Thursday, February 02, 2006

On the road again

Our director-general is on a road trip, covering the North Island, mostly with dandruff and sweet wrappings, in his new Japanese sporty number – one careful owner, going overseas, probably. His fellow board members, tired of waiting for him to return for a much-delayed Special General Meeting involving Jacob’s Creek white and Ready Salted potato chips, took to thinking up titles of a road movie with him as the star:

Hello Pork Pie

Lord of the Burger Rings

Middle Age Spread

Puku

King Pong

Smashed Palace

Meet the Feeble

Heart of the Stag Party

and, naturally:

Mr Wrong.


Any further suggestions?

7 Comments:

Blogger Alan said...

Just happened to randomly pass by. Your post is funny.

Cool blogsite!

10:05 AM  
Blogger Chris Bell said...

Fear and Tribbing in Roto Vegas, perhaps.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Rob O'Neill said...

While the cat's away ...

Die Hard, all of you

11:05 AM  
Blogger llew said...

Let's not mention "Crash".

12:55 PM  
Anonymous John O'Neill said...

Sunset's trip

7:23 PM  
Blogger Mark Broatch said...

Not a film title, John, unless you're talking Richard Pryor. Hopefully Rob won't set himself alight.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Rain
...
If not just Kiwi films:
Bend Me Over The Bonnet
Take Me, I'm Everyone's
Casablanca
Let's Slide It And See Who Plays
..., and finally, obviously
Dr Yes

1:19 AM  

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