What your dentist won't tell you
I was at the Chinese supermarket in Dominion Road on Saturday and, amongst other things, picked up some toothpaste. Now I always thought plaque and gum disease were the big issues in the tooth department, but I think our dentists mightn't be telling the whole story.
For instance, this new toothpaste I'm using, Zi Tuo, guards against "Damnification smudgily teeth" and also "eliminates eyewinker".
My dentist never told me about eyewinker. Not a word.
But that's not all, there's also the dreaded "Usage blot and yellow spot". Here's what we all deserve to know from the back of the packet:
This article contents is natural to do away with contaminative with mouthwash, can valid clearance because take a meal or drink the dirty and yellow dental calculus that coffee, tea, smoke, beverage become behind with tooth spot etc, Do away with specially the pollution increase the white factor, making the brighter white in tooth is more the health, the tone is more delightfully fresh. It contain flouride, can enhance the tooth enamel quality, preventing the decayed tooth.And don't forget the three-step whitening process (pictured):
1. Damnification smudgily teeth
2. Eliminate eyewinker
3. Healthiness Whiteness (two tier Fl element HAP)
posted by Rob O'Neill at 3:10 PM
6 Comments:
No turtle wax?
Go find that genius. Offer him Judy's contract or whatever it takes to scriptwrite TVNZ News and just watch the ratings!
I have heard of Japlish, but this must be Chinglish. I still think the Japanese do it better.
Yes. Japlish doesn't work in either direction
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/too-bloody-hard-to-teach-japan-to-swear/2006/03/27/1143441085199.html
"Damnificaiton smudgily!" sounds like a great curse. Not one when you stub your toe - its too long - but more in a head shaking, I don't beleive this, "fuck me dead..." sort of way.
Pliceress rink, Lob. Pliceress!
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