Food poisoning
News just in: even eating healthy may be bad.
Our food is contaminated by industrial filth.
Keep an eye out for organochlorine pesticides, polychlorinated biphenyls, brominated flame retardants, perfluorinated chemicals, phthalates, organotins, alkylphenols and artificial musks. (Natural ones presumably ok.)
The good news? We will soon be able to eat a kind of sugary substance from the plant that gave us tequila, which helps to burn rather than store fat. Dos gusanos, por favor!
Our food is contaminated by industrial filth.
Keep an eye out for organochlorine pesticides, polychlorinated biphenyls, brominated flame retardants, perfluorinated chemicals, phthalates, organotins, alkylphenols and artificial musks. (Natural ones presumably ok.)
The good news? We will soon be able to eat a kind of sugary substance from the plant that gave us tequila, which helps to burn rather than store fat. Dos gusanos, por favor!
posted by Mark Broatch at 8:12 PM
1 Comments:
A line in City News this morning:
Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue or green meat, that's not so good...
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