Friday, October 20, 2006

Headline news

It's Friday, so here's a challenge. This one is headlines you're unlikely to see in the paper.

The obvious one: Labour pays back money.

Oh, you thought of that one.

We came up with a few quick ones, but we'd love to get your best and worst.

In a doctor's weekly

Trying one's patients
Obese? Oh boy
Surgery: they're all the same colour inside
Mental notes: when your client's a loon

In a fashion monthly

High (and) waisted: how to walk when you're off your face
Needles and threads: drugs in fashion
Pulling my chain: the myth of bulimia
Pulling the wool: why seasons are a con

3 Comments:

Blogger Rob O'Neill said...

Not quite what you're after cos it's a real one. From Slate on the Foley scandal:

Folier Than Though

http://www.slate.com/id/2151859/

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, they have good subs.

Karl's Marks:
Will Rove pass his midterms?

9:08 AM  
Blogger Chris Bell said...

In the UK Sun:

Go forth and multiply

7:41 PM  

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