Ban Branson! Ban Branson!
Sir Richard Branson should be banned - from the USA. He's just admitted using narcotics - specifically cocaine and Ecstacy, which under the US Homeland Security Act is grounds to bar him from entry.They did it to Andrew Feldmar (and not because he named one of his kids "Soma", though that could be related). They should bar Branson too.
They should ban Boris Johnson while they're at it. Any other suggestions?
posted by Rob O'Neill at 3:44 PM
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David Cameron? He'll "neither confirm nor deny" whether he used to smoke weed... which (as we all know) is a perfectly valid policy in terms of the US trying to get their nuclear warships access to ports in the South Pacific, but is an absolute no-no when actually trying to enter the United States.
Same applies for Clark then. When she was asked about dope smoked she shrugged and mutter something about having been a university student in the early 1970s - which is definitely down the confirm end of the 'neither confirm no deny' spectrum.
That's a good call, because everyone knows that it only takes one 'drag' on a 'spliff' or 'doobie' which is full of 'reefer' (as I believe the kids call it) and you're permanently ga-ga... and mere days away from injecting a cocktail of heroin, adrenaline and liquid LSD into your perineum.
At least Branson is honest.
In my time in the British Virgin Islands (where he owns an Island) there were notorious stories about his nose.
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