Soft hands, soft brain
My better-half spotted this in Women’s Weekly, which surely plumbs new depths in the mainstream media’s bid to convert the Stratford Theory of Numbers into fact. Based on a supposition that anything less vague might hurt a reader’s brain, it gives Garnier Hand Cocoon Hand Cream the following testimonial:
“Makes even the most chapped hands feel 40% less dry almost straight away.”
“Makes even the most chapped hands feel 40% less dry almost straight away.”
posted by Chris Bell at 1:57 PM
2 Comments:
But ... it's because you're worth it.
I have a Theory of Numbers too.
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