Sunday, November 25, 2007

Harry does a Houdini

What has happened to Harry Hutton?

He has been missing since November 9, after leaving for a bunjee-jumping trip to Chechnya. His commentariat are very worried.

No more killer facts.

No more loving tributes to the likes of George Best.

George Best, the bon vivant, has died. He would generally start the day with kippers and a pint of Scotch. During the morning he would drink three or four pints of beer. He would have a bottle of wine with his lunch, then a quart of ale to tide him through the afternoon. After dinner he would drink a bottle of champagne, then half a bottle of Scotch before bed. And, would you believe it, he's dead.

If you ask me, he was in danger of becoming an alcoholic.

This Q&A from Christmas Eve 2004 gives some clue to his real character: "What is your favourite song? The fourth movement of Vaughan Williams' Sea Symphony, 'O, vast Rondure swimming in space...' (The poem is by Walt Whitman.) And 'Yes, Sir, I Can Boogie'."

This sounds like him. Clearly women liked him for his sense of humour.

Go in peace, Harry.

2 Comments:

Anonymous laughykate said...

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccck.
Broken his leg playing chess, then got his balls stuck in a marmite jar.

Still managed 81 comments by going away, though.

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if it was the same marmite jar ... oh never mind

12:09 AM  

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